Best picture I could get without being obvious about it. Siamese twins tragically joined at the ankle.
Ignoring the warning, many a marriage has been destroyed by the carpet cleaner that was so convenient it was used every day.
Like bats (the animals, not the baseball equipment), these spoons & sporks spend the day sleeping while hanging upside down.
By night, caught for the first time on film, they roam in great herds. The alpha sporks notice my furtive glancing & attack.
The best thing about living in a bigger place, so far, is that I can choose different rooms to camp out in.
I've decided to leave the china out & all set up like I'm about to have guests. Probably more convincing after I get a table.
Okay, I know what you're thinking. I should have some fruit in the bowl and use the good plastic flatware.
Damn! Crystal plastic doesn't provide enough contrast against the carpet & the fruit needs to be more natural. More shopping.
I had a nice long bike ride on Sunday. However, it occurred to me later that the whole time I was not even considering the impact on global warming due to my exhaling carbon dioxide. Near the end of the ride I stopped to fill my water bottle and decided to sit in the shade for a bit. This was all I could find and I hogged all of it.
Later, it occurred to me that I hadn't even considered the impact on global warming due to my having a black nylon bike pack (instead of the common white brick bike pack). How embarrassing. Well at least not as embarrassing as being the person honored with this 30 foot "expressway" named after her (at taxpayer expense? for how many dollars?). I bet that before it was paved, that path was a wetland where moose and caribou roamed freely.
Since I hadn't been riding my bike much so far this year, I was guessing my cholesterol test was going to be worse than last time but it was better! I celebrated by eating this roast beef salad.
Okay. That last picture was just the serving suggestion. Here it is as eaten, with non-fat croutons and non-fat salad dressing.
Most of these have nothing to do with each other but they'll finally allow you to get to some sleep instead of wondering what was happening in my life in April '04. Do these fill in the gaps for you? For those of you not working on writing my biography (Carl?), please think of other ways they might be interesting.
I'm often impressed with my
knowledge of and expertise with the
controls I find around me. I'm
also willing to tutor others.
However, sometimes I can become overly focused on stuff and it has consequences.
Today I got to miss the train from
what will be my new regular
station. It's similar to
missing trains at other stations.
Like this:
Once I do catch a train, it provides time to reflect on the important things in life.
As far as blue jean seams go, this
one is the king of beers!
New caption, not just for Nancy, because this never really made sense.
Very much like train tracks, the parallel threads in this seam manage to get along by keeping their distance.
You don't have to imagine being Nancy getting ready to have a baby in Memorial Hospital to appreciate this one, but it helps.
When I was in the train station in
Newark, I was struck by how much it
must look like the delivery room at
Memorial Hospital.
Finally the rewards of reaching the destination.
Nothing welcomes a tired traveler
better than water for sale in the
room for only $4.00/bottle. Thanks
Sheraton!
But it's not always like that.
Free ice cream at Union Station!
(New caption, for Nancy only:
Free ice cream is free ice cream, regardless of whether it's already been "used".
Now, back to my ordinary life.
Be careful when mixing different
grades of plastic bowls and
flatware during fine dining, otherwise, this could happen.
I often notice convenient uses for things that are not what was intended.
I liked this box so much that I
bought it, even though it still had an
air conditioner inside and so was
kind of pricey.
I took advantage of an opportunity to move and buy a house. The important factor--altitude. I went from the oppressive pressure of 30 feet to the dizzying height of 390 feet. Here's the proof.
