First the earth cooled. Many millions of years later, I appeared and decided that having a convenient outlet for self-expression and public exchanges would be a good thing, so here it is. I'll be posting whatever strikes me as interesting, useful, or funny. I hope to get as much as I give, so don't be shy--let me know what you think (click on "Comments (Add/View)" under the entry) and I'll get a notice. I'm Glenn, the Glennformer, and this is Glennformation.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

operation jail break



















The lead banana sees his chance. Detaching from his peel on one side, he lowers himself to the counter. Once free from his peel, he'll have escaped from the dreaded banana hook.  The other bananas, slow but not stupid, quickly follow suit.

Monday, January 26, 2009

a day in the life of feathered friends










lower hawk: Sorry I'm late. I've still got a "bed head".










lower hawk: That's better, feeling like my old self again. What do you want for breakfast?












upper hawk: What!? Are you kidding me!!?? You ask that EVERY DAY!!












lower hawk: Sorry. You don't have to get your feathers all ruffled about it.











lower hawk: How about a mouse?
upper hawk: (sighs)













lower hawk: Okay then, whatever show up, like always.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

you had to be there!

Overwhelmed by the excitement of the historic occasion and undaunted by the very cold weather and the huge crowds, I waited, waited, waited, and then got this picture! The last time I tried to take a picture of the president as he passed by, it was Kennedy and I was so nervous that I didn't snap the picture until his car had passed all the way by, so you could only see the back of his head. This time, with years of experience and a much better camera, I was calm, cool, and collected. Of course, I was also 22 miles away and only taking a picture of my TV screen. Even so, I'm pretty impressed with myself.